Inside every older lady is a younger lady — wondering what on earth happened. (Cora Harvey Armstrong)
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. (Helen Hayes at 73)
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. (Lily Tomlin)
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. (Erma Bombeck)
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. (Rhonda Hansome)
The phrase "working mother" is redundant. (Jane Sellman)
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. (Charlotte Whitton)
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. (Caryn Leschen)
If you can't be a good example — then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. (Catherine)
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb — and I'm also not blonde. (Dolly Parton)
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. (Maryon Pearson)
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. (Margaret Thatcher)

a man may be the head of the house but the woman is the neck and she can turn that head anyway she wants. my mother when i was 15 tould me that and i have lived by it for 30 years, and happly mairred for 30 years as well. like the old saying goes if the woman of the house is not happy then no one is happy!

(Tabitha Wilson on 4/12/2010 1:57:52 PM)